A couple just asked me if I had any merchandise and I said “I’m sorry?” Then they asked, ” did you not bring anything?” And then I got it and said, ” oh I’m not actually in the band!” So flattered! And I promptly directed them to the merch areas, so you’re welcome guys. Now where are my ” thank you Michael/Hare” complimentary...
loliconprince: dont feel bad friends ill comfort u ／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ / ノ) ∧∧ ） ヽ / ｜ (´・ω・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ / ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／ 丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/ `ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーﾉ 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ ／｀ヽ _/ 十∨
eyeslikecominghome: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin
Disney Princess Makeover Sparks Outrage: Merida... →
sakura-mori: thankyoucorndog: cataquacks: So is turns out that Merida, the rebellious redhead star of Disney’s Pixar film “Brave,” is true princess material after all, and Disney is coronating her as its 11th official princess on Saturday at Walt Disney World to prove it. But wait, there’s a catch. ohhhh noooooooo OH NOOOO NO.
whimmy-bam: If you’ve ever met your favourite singer/actor/celebrity, do you ever just sit there and stare into the distance thinking, “I met them.”
ohhalesourwolfstilinski: kalemorgan: accusativeofexclamation: achangingaltar: billyraysiren: greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit. Fuck’n Greeks, man. OMG DEAD
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.
Pokemon Blue Version Pokemon Red Version Pokemon Green Version Pokemon Yellow Version Pokemon Pinball Pokemon Gold Version Pokemon Silver Version Pokemon Crystal Version OH MY FUCKING GOD HOYL SHIT ohmyfuckkk OMSF Goodbye social life. CAN I JUST FUCKING